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New England Beach Bum Tee

Everyone wants to be one — some of us are lucky enough to live it.

Every summer, the beaches of New England turn into a sun-kissed pilgrimage. From the cobblestone streets of Nantucket to the cliffside vistas of Maine, people flock from across the globe for just a taste of what locals get to enjoy every day: the sand between their toes, the salt in their hair, and the easygoing charm of the New England coast. That’s what this tee is all about.

The New England Beach Bum Tee is a tribute to those who get it—the lifelong locals, the weekend wanderers, the sunscreen-slicked day-trippers, and the dreamers planning their next ferry ride to Block Island or lobster roll stop in Ogunquit. It's inspired by the wildly catchy anthem “New England Beach Bums” by New England Sound—a tune that captures the carefree magic of lazy boardwalk strolls, chowder-fueled sunsets, and beach hair that don't care.

New England isn’t just a destination—it’s a state of mind. With its rugged coastlines, iconic lighthouses, charming towns, and legendary clam shacks, it’s no wonder over 50 million tourists visit annually. But let's be honest: the luckiest ones are those who can call it home. The rest? They're just aspiring beach bums waiting for their next escape.

This shirt is soft, lightweight, and ready for whatever you throw at it—sun, salt, naps, or navigating a crowd at the Wellfleet Oyster Festival. So go ahead. Claim your title. Be proud. You're a New England Beach Bum.

Features

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for reliable sizing
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Lightweight, breathable, and flattering for all
• Designed for beach days, ferry rides, and spontaneous detours

? Inspired by the Song: “New England Beach Bums” by New England Sound
This tee was born from the vibes of a song that perfectly captures what it feels like to observe tourists, ride a sea breeze through a life of no-shoes, no-stress, and full-send summer joy. It’s a little rock, a little folk, and a whole lot of saltwater soul.